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Drawn Together is the funniest show I've ever watched. I'm starting a new habit now where I go work out really late then when I come home Drawn Together is always playing on Adult Swim. Good times.
Christmas is almost here! Christmas has always been a really big deal to my family. My parents always put the most Christmas lights up on their block and the tree is always a monster and there's gifts everywhere and pies and blagkc it's great.
I love drinking.
I participated in a Secret Santa gift trade this year, and that couldn't have gone much worse for me than it did.
I mailed my gift out of the country on the 11th and I'm pretty sure Customs set it on fire because my girl never got it, and I never got anything in the mail either. So that's great. I'm a lot more upset about my gift not making it then not getting anything in return.
I remember once I had some latex shipped over here from Germany and the Customs office said I owed almost $300 for imported goods. Of course I fought it and instead of them dropping the bill from my account, the latex manufacturer ended up paying for it which was the worst thing that could have ever happened to me and the whole fiasco ended up being one of the most embarassing times of my life.
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New product shots for Dread To Be Different -
I worked on over 50 interview questions for 4 hours today! I've never worked on an interview that long before. I can't wait to show everyone!
Other than that I just did some stuff with my sister and her husband in preparation for Christmas.
I can't wait to go out of town again. I think I'll be in Los Angeles in the beginning of January. I'll know more in a week...I was avoiding LA in January because I hear there's tons of models in town that month, or as I usually like to say, "I don't wanna go when the entire internet is in town." But it would be for a really exciting project and I can't pass up an opportunity like that.
And now I rest.
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What a busy day! I'm nearly completed with my Christmas shopping, cleaned the house, made an appearance at my sister's Christmas party, Picnic and I made 2 videos for my site and shot a set of photos, and now I'm baking a gingerbread cake from scratch. When I say scratch, I really mean it - I had to mince my own ginger. I must admit, I'm a little worried about the cake. I let Picnic taste the batter and the only thing he said was, "It tastes like berries." There's no berries in gingerbread :(
Have any of you ever seen those terribly cheesy accessories that say things like, "Sexy" and "Sex Toy"...well, I found a leather collar that says "Shaved". The moment I saw it I squealed like a bitch and fell right to the floor laughing so hard it hurt. Once I picked myself up I bought it immediately.
NICE. One of my goals for the next week is to wear this in an inappropriate situation. I don't mean inappropriate in a leather-bear kinda way...more like situations where this wonderful embellishment might be considered uncouth. One possibility is wearing it when I go to the bank. A wedding would be perfect, although it might seem disrespectful to the bride and groom. Anyways, I'm open to suggestions.
5 new knives arrived in the mail. I love all of them like children - thank you so much!
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