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I worked on over 50 interview questions for 4 hours today! I've never worked on an interview that long before. I can't wait to show everyone!
Other than that I just did some stuff with my sister and her husband in preparation for Christmas.
I can't wait to go out of town again. I think I'll be in Los Angeles in the beginning of January. I'll know more in a week...I was avoiding LA in January because I hear there's tons of models in town that month, or as I usually like to say, "I don't wanna go when the entire internet is in town." But it would be for a really exciting project and I can't pass up an opportunity like that.
And now I rest.
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What a busy day! I'm nearly completed with my Christmas shopping, cleaned the house, made an appearance at my sister's Christmas party, Picnic and I made 2 videos for my site and shot a set of photos, and now I'm baking a gingerbread cake from scratch. When I say scratch, I really mean it - I had to mince my own ginger. I must admit, I'm a little worried about the cake. I let Picnic taste the batter and the only thing he said was, "It tastes like berries." There's no berries in gingerbread :(
Have any of you ever seen those terribly cheesy accessories that say things like, "Sexy" and "Sex Toy"...well, I found a leather collar that says "Shaved". The moment I saw it I squealed like a bitch and fell right to the floor laughing so hard it hurt. Once I picked myself up I bought it immediately.
NICE. One of my goals for the next week is to wear this in an inappropriate situation. I don't mean inappropriate in a leather-bear kinda way...more like situations where this wonderful embellishment might be considered uncouth. One possibility is wearing it when I go to the bank. A wedding would be perfect, although it might seem disrespectful to the bride and groom. Anyways, I'm open to suggestions.
5 new knives arrived in the mail. I love all of them like children - thank you so much!
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For the first time in my life, I walked into Neiman Marcus and Nordstrom and the staff was actually nice to me. They even waited on me and opened up a register for me so I didn't have to stand in line! I'm so happy being 'alt' is in style...now I can dress the way I want and everyone thinks I'm loaded. One of the sales clerks thought my shoes were Versace...little did they know I purchased them in a shady alley in LA. I actually bought them because I thought they were so tacky...the 'so-bad-it's-good' kinda thing...yea it was great.
Christmas is nine days away and it's 80 degrees outside. That's not cool at all. *rimshot*
I watched the movie Cars for the first time today. It was so cute! I loved the car flies.
Well, time for me to go wrestle my weave in the shower. :) If you've ever had track extensions you know what I'm talking about. If you've never had track extensions, try to imagine washing in between lots of tiny little french braids on your scalp then trying to wash loads of extension hair as well. I can't say I love doing it.
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