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If you want to get me the perfect gift for Christmas, I'd like to recommend this. What will I do with it, you ask? The possibilities are endless! ENDLESS!
I have three times as much extension hair in my head as most people usually get. Essentialy it's a wig connected really well to my head. Sexy, right? I think so.
I've been working all day. I took a break to go shopping for a new sweater, but came home with nothing because I don't wear sweaters.
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I've been up for 35 hours and I could probably keep going.
I have an important meeting tomorrow morning at 9:00 so it would be really great if I could fall asleep now.
My hair is long now :) My brother-in-law told me if anyone messes with me, I can just flip my hair back and say, "weave me alone."
I've never been a fan of cold weather but I'm really enjoying it this year.
My brain feels like it's short-circuiting right now.
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My site programmer Jesus gave me some great news today. He says my site is about to turn into a monster. This pleases me.
I'm running out of clean Christmas-themed socks :( I guess I have to wear the Hanukkah socks until I do my laundry. My Jewish friend Ursulla will be pleased to see this.
Sometimes I set my alarm clock to wake me up at 5pm. What's the point, right? I don't know, but it always cracks me up. Maybe it's from working that 9-5 job for all of those years that my body went into the *Fck-this-time-of-the-day* mode between those hours and that's when I sleep now. Oh yea, and by 'all of those years', I mean 2 years. I know, I got it pretty rough.
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