THE RULES 
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XOXO, Apnea
Porn Convention at the Airport Holiday Inn...nice. 

RABBIT RABBIT!

If you're in the Houston area or planning to travel here around New Years, Picnic and I are throwing another party for the re-launch of his website and the one year anniversary of my site :)

I've been up 24 hours straight. My day has been filled with Christmas shopping, making great roasted vegetable and mashed potato enchiladas, and going to porn conventions. But now I really must sleep.

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Too much food 

Today in the mail I received six pounds of cheese and sausage, seven tins of fudge, one box of chocolates, and two Christmas magnets for the refridgerator. Now I'm done with my Christmas purchases for acquaintances, friends of family, and the family of friends.

I'm keeping the magnets though. My kitchen needs flare.

The guy that keeps up with security of my site and I always go to the gym together. Tonight before our workout he surprised me with a big gingerbread house, which I spent an hour deconstructing after I got home from 'sculpting the guns'. I love gingerbread :) I just don't like the icing. That stuff gets hard as tits.

My fingertips are really cold.

Tomorrow the imfamous Ursulla and I will be heading to the Pornutopia convention. Who can resist a convention in Texas featuring over 30 adult film stars? I know I can't! Just seeing the protestors will be worth my Alex Hamilton.

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Torri In Christmasland 

I'm getting extensions again. Now my hair can be all silky and long and pretty and girly. Speaking of girly, I noticed more girls have been joining my site lately than boys. That's pretty hot. <3

More from my adventures with Torri in Christmasland :



I don't know if you can tell on your monitors at home, but if you look closely she has one green eye and one blue eye. That makes my heart melt.



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