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The master cleanse has put me out of commission for the last four days.
Today was day 5.
Day 5.
They're haunting my dreams. It's my best friend and worst enemy at the same time. Why are they so...yellow.
Sometimes I pretend like my knife is a guillotine and they are being punished by death for torturing their Queen. I am the Queen of the Lemons in this house.
I put one on Picnic's head while he was sleeping...
Aww, look at the happy couple!
But seriously, it's not all that bad. I only weigh 100 pounds now
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Let's see...I woke up at 2pm to the sound of Picnic banging his light stands together... then I stumbled downstairs to the warehouse to meet our new guests. I hope my penguin pants and smeared makeup helped contribute towards making a good first impression.
The model was sweet. I did her makeup and stuff. I finally had a chance to hang out with the fine folks from Sinched Corsets. I really like them :)
Towards the end of the shoot I was watching the model pose naked covered in fake bugs making funny faces at fake beetles, and I just kinda went into this spaced out mode and started reflecting on the last three years of my life. And I just thought about all of the really interesting stuff I've seen.
So it was kinda like an amazing-reflective-joojoo experience but then I snapped out of it.
Then she gashed herself on a razor and I dressed her wounds, and fumbled a lot in the process...dropping band-aids, trying to do stuff with paper towels that didn't make sense...stuff like that. I would make a terrible nurse.
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I listened to a lot of terrible music today. When Picnic and I go out to clubs, there's always someone in a local band that runs up to him and gives him a cd and starts ranting about why he should shoot their band...we finally got around to listening to the cd's today and they were awful. One was so bad it actually made me angry. That really doesn't happen that often.
I saw Old Boy for the first time. I watched the first 30 minutes of the movie in Korean...I'm not sure if I made that choice out of curiosity or laziness. Eventually I decided I better turn on the subtitles and the movie was amazing after that.
My internet connection has been intermittent all day, so I decided to spend most of my time editing photos of other people.
Since my day wasn't very interesting, I will now write out something that I'm reading from The Popcorn Factory catalog.
"Snack of the Month - the gift that keeps on giving! Extend holiday cheer long after the season with our Snack of the Month. Beginning with December, your gift recipients will receive a unique, delicious treat for the number of months you indicate (3-6-9) or all year long. The first gift also includes a gift card outlining the snacks to follow."
Yea, that sounds like a pretty sweet gift idea. You can thank me later for putting the idea in your head.
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