THE RULES 
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XOXO, Apnea
Fck sleep. 

I've been up for 35 hours and I could probably keep going.

I have an important meeting tomorrow morning at 9:00 so it would be really great if I could fall asleep now.

My hair is long now :) My brother-in-law told me if anyone messes with me, I can just flip my hair back and say, "weave me alone."

I've never been a fan of cold weather but I'm really enjoying it this year.

My brain feels like it's short-circuiting right now.

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Vault 




My site programmer Jesus gave me some great news today. He says my site is about to turn into a monster. This pleases me.

I'm running out of clean Christmas-themed socks :( I guess I have to wear the Hanukkah socks until I do my laundry. My Jewish friend Ursulla will be pleased to see this.

Sometimes I set my alarm clock to wake me up at 5pm. What's the point, right? I don't know, but it always cracks me up. Maybe it's from working that 9-5 job for all of those years that my body went into the *Fck-this-time-of-the-day* mode between those hours and that's when I sleep now. Oh yea, and by 'all of those years', I mean 2 years. I know, I got it pretty rough.

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Porn Convention at the Airport Holiday Inn...nice. 

RABBIT RABBIT!

If you're in the Houston area or planning to travel here around New Years, Picnic and I are throwing another party for the re-launch of his website and the one year anniversary of my site :)

I've been up 24 hours straight. My day has been filled with Christmas shopping, making great roasted vegetable and mashed potato enchiladas, and going to porn conventions. But now I really must sleep.

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