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Have you ever wandered through the forest and stumbled upon a log, scooped it up like a child and let it live on your kitchen floor in a blanket. Did you feed it bread and assorted nuts? Did you beat it with sticks on Christmas Eve and sing it a song, then lift the blanket to reveal whether the log has beared chocolate bars or sardines? That's how they roll in Spain.
IT COMES ALIVE AS IF BY MAGIC. THE CHRISTMAS LOG. CAGA TIO! DONT CRAP OUT SARDINES BECAUSE THEY ARE SALTY.
I seriously wish my family did stuff like this. And I want to thank my Spanish penpal for turning me on to this awesome tradition. I'm gonna make up my own version and call it the Texas Christmas Log Beatin'. Or maybe we'll take it out in the yard and shoot at it.
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