THE RULES 
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XOXO, Apnea
Mentos and Diet Coke 

I got all dressed up to go hang out in a drug store parking lot and drop Mentos into a bottle of Diet Coke and watch it explode everywhere.

Actually the Diet Coke thing is really awesome. I know I just kinda made it sound dull but it was really stupidly entertaining.

Boys boys boys...thank you so much for my chocolates and my cookies and my jewelry!



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nothing 
Starting today I'm seeing how long I can go without leaving my house at all. No shopping, no trips to the gym, no 10pm runs to Target to get a double broiler...nothing.

I haven't cared for long hair in so long that I forgot about the constant maintenance...and now it's getting all ratted. I frantically tried to make it all silky and smooth again, but that just made it really poofy. So now it's smooth and poofy. I'm gonna beat it about the shaft with a flat iron if it doesn't cooperate with me.

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"It's Christmas and we're all miserable" 

I've been attaching rhinestones to one of my friend's Christmas gifts for three hours and the fumes from the glue are making me feel kinda loopy.

My wrists are covered in burns from my oven. I look like an emo kid that didn't get the job done. I guess I should take it easy on the baking.

I got some pretty new latex in the mail today! That always makes me extra happy. I also made some new plans to go to Los Angeles in March. Picnic and I also might go to the German Fetish Ball. We had tons of fun in 2005 with Aprella :)

Well, I took a break from school last semester to get the site all situated, and now that everything is running pretty smooth it looks like I'll be back in class in January. I'm really looking forward to it!

I'm baking 7 dozen cookies on Friday for a cookie party Friday night. Please make it stop! I'm done baking now! If I see another cookie after Friday I'm gonna scream.

And today I leave you with a link to the cutest thing ever.

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