THE RULES 
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XOXO, Apnea
Hello :D 
I've been doing non-stop tutorials and working in new programs to figure out how to build websites...I feel funny talking about it because people that know how to really build them will laugh at me because I'm just starting and my first few sites are going to be less than great...I actually really like the first site I helped build. Chase sits next to me and he has a lot of experience so he helps out. I'm excited at how fast I'm learning!

We're leaving for a road adventure sometime at the end of next week :) I love summer road trips! And I'm going to some cities I haven't been to in over a year. :D

We woke up really early and went to the bird show this morning. We bought two new Bantem hens and three others for Katie...one of them is a Cochin and it's the cutest hen I've ever seen in my life. It has little feather boots and when she runs she looks like a little wind up toy and she's so sweet! She let me walk right up to her in the yard and pick her up.

Back to my work :) xoxo

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When I woke up the other morning and opened my eyes one of the dogs was sitting ten inches away from my face at eye level just staring at me. I don't know how long he was there but it was really startling and it made me yell and then I scared Chase awake. It was like a little domino effect. I wonder if Enzo was really trying to wake up Chase but had to use me to get to him because he knows he can't jump on the bed.

I love Creep Street!













I also love fresh cut grass, fireflies and bubblegum.

I love squirrels too. It's one of the things I liked about Houston. When I went to UH they had an overpopulation of squirrels and they were so tame that one always seemed to walk up to me while I was sitting outside eating lunch and keep me company.





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My favorite Merkley pic :)




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If you're in Portland please go support one of my favorite people in the entire world.

I opened up my computer to dust it out and I found a spider living in it. Chase said, "It must be spinning the world wide web."

-lol-

It's raining again. It rains every night. I live on Rain Planet.

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Do you like my picture I just made for you? It's rain falling on Iowa.

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Second post of the First because I can't sleep. 
If you haven't seen this yet from my journal earlier this year you should see this too...http://tinyurl.com/crv8rr because it's still funny.

Reposting is really lame, but I can't stop laughing.

Want to hear something magical now?

Once upon a time I was told that someone wished ill upon me for no good reason.

Then that day I saw the biggest black snake I've ever seen in the middle of my office in the middle of the day.

I saw this as a sign and went at it with an axe

But then my wonderful boyfriend said he would protect me and cut it's head off with a pocket knife and nailed the head to a post outside.

Since then we have taken further precautions to protect us from evil.

The end. <3



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