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Did I ever mention that THIS is my dream car? Well, it is.
Picnic and I are gonna look at lofts when we go to Los Angeles in a couple of weeks. We really want to move there in the next 4-6 months. How exciting :)
Steen and I are gonna fire up the Fry Daddy and deep-fry us some Del Taco and deep-fry a pizza and maybe deep-fry some Lucky Charms and deep-fry all sorts of stuff and see what tastes the worst. I'll probably be sick the next morning but at least it will be fun seeing what's the nastiest. I'm not the first to do that, but ever since I read about someone having a Fry Daddy party I've always wanted to try it.
Everybody keeps asking me, "So, what are ya doing for New Years?" And after tell them I'm staying at home and doing nothing they look at me like I have an arm growing out of my face. I'm just not in the mood to go out and get stupid drunk and act like an idiot. I'd rather stay at home and watch cartoons.
*laugh*
I say that, but I'll probably be shithouse drunk before the sun goes down.
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I think I overdosed on sugar :(
I don't have time to write much...gotta spend time with the in-laws :(
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Drawn Together is the funniest show I've ever watched. I'm starting a new habit now where I go work out really late then when I come home Drawn Together is always playing on Adult Swim. Good times.
Christmas is almost here! Christmas has always been a really big deal to my family. My parents always put the most Christmas lights up on their block and the tree is always a monster and there's gifts everywhere and pies and blagkc it's great.
I love drinking.
I participated in a Secret Santa gift trade this year, and that couldn't have gone much worse for me than it did.
I mailed my gift out of the country on the 11th and I'm pretty sure Customs set it on fire because my girl never got it, and I never got anything in the mail either. So that's great. I'm a lot more upset about my gift not making it then not getting anything in return.
I remember once I had some latex shipped over here from Germany and the Customs office said I owed almost $300 for imported goods. Of course I fought it and instead of them dropping the bill from my account, the latex manufacturer ended up paying for it which was the worst thing that could have ever happened to me and the whole fiasco ended up being one of the most embarassing times of my life.
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