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Toil and trouble
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Once upon a time my friend Steen gave me a gift that I grew to love dearly. Let me introduce you to my friend, Sweater. (The word sweater is capitalized because the sweater's name is Sweater. And because I'm pretending like it's a proper noun. All at the same time.)
I wore Sweater all the time. In fact, Sweater started to smell kinda funny because I was wearing it everyday. So today, I washed sweater.
And now Sweater is so small that I can't even put my arm into it. *Cry* I didn't follow proper washing instructions because there was no tag! *Sob* There was nooooooo taaaaaaagggggggg! *scream*
RIP, Sweater.
In other news, this photo is facking awesome...
Yes, those ARE penguins on my pants. Doesn't Seniel look hot? Oh how I miss her. =D
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I bet some of you are curious to see a shot from Fetish Photo Box. Here's one of my favorites from a photographer named Ken Chen :
I love shooting with water!
I made peanut butter filled brownie cupcakes again tonight. This time I added pink icing and sprinkles.
And I put one down my pants for photos 0_o.
My sister cut Queensryche's hair the other day. They recognized one of my photos hanging in the salon. Excellent. :)
I miss school. Every night before bed I read for about half an hour just so my brain doesn't liquify into a pool of liquid stoopid. Or maybe it already has. After all, I am sticking cupcakes down my pants. Har harrrrrrrrrr.
Hmm...I bet my mom is awake now. Heh. I should call her and ask her what she's having for breakfast. I'm so amazed by my new sleep schedule that I feel the need to share it with everyone.
Cupcakes in the pants pants pants pants pants. :)
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