THE RULES 
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Accidents happen =/ 

This next series is titled, "You always hurt the ones you love."

Exhibit A.



Lystra is a really sweet girl and I would shoot with her every week if I could, but she lives too far away. Anyways, she's one of my favorites and I almost smashed her head into a washing machine.

Exhibit B.



If you read my journal regularly you'll remember this story. This is the lovely lady whose photo I tried to make better but while doing so I got her right in the eye with milk. As you can see, she took it like a sport. And might I add, she looks adorable taking a shot in the eye.

And the last photo...



This doesn't really fit the theme but it's just a really cute photo of my cat.

That's all for tonight. Adieu.

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Friday. 

I'm becoming more obsessed with gift baskets. I asked the universe to send me more gift basket catalogs in the mail, and poof. More catalogs.

Thanksgiving is rapidly approaching. Being a vegetarian and living in Texas makes this holiday kinda unappealing. If I don't spend it with friends then I get to listen to distant family members criticize my lifestyle and tell me how I won't live to see 50 if I don't stuff my face with turkey. *vomit* It's cranberry sauce sandwiches for me. Which isn't so bad. Actually it's kinda good.

Funny thing about weekends when you're unemployed. They don't quite mean so much.

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A shitty Halloween driving back from shitty Dallas 

I was on the road for over ten hours yesterday.

There was one point around 11:30pm when I accidentally turned onto the service road instead of the freeway, and was stuck on that road for about ten minutes. Imagine...it's Halloween night, I'm in the middle of nowhere, hardly any cars, stuck on the service road where no life is to be found, and all of a sudden the pavement turns into gravel and potholes and I can't seem to find a way out. So I was pretty freaked out. But then I found an exit back onto the freeway and barely made it home.

Boo. :)

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