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I finally had a chance to see the Bizarre Girls magazine. The photos of me turned out lovely in print! But I can't say the same about the text.
I need to clear something up with everyone, because this is a common misconception.
I have never been married. I was never even common law married because Philip Warner and I didn't share the same address.
I am also not from Georgia.
And I no longer like thong-back leotards. That was January 2008. This is January 2024. But that was my fault because I totally let my 'about me' page go way too long without being updated.
I also no longer like sunshine. I am sooooooooooo goth. :D Kidding of course! Who doesn't love sunshine? Just because I never see it doesn't mean I don't love it.
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Remember when I was talking about Zivity and I mentioned that set that Chase shot of me going live? I love that set. A lot of other people loved it too. You know how I know? The crystal ball didn't tell me. It couldn't tell me. There's no way it could tell me because it's at the bottom of the fish tank.
See? If you can't see then click on it. The picture gets bigger like magic. The crystal ball made the picture so magical that when you click on it, it grows twice it's size.
Anyways...
I know a lot of people love it because we got the most votes on a Zivity set ever within 24 hours of it going live. Not only was it the most votes ever in the first day of going live, but our new set now has more votes than any set ever published on the site!
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Thank you everyone for voting. It really means a lot to me :)
I love you.
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Zivity posted our set tonight!
This is especially awesome for everyone who reads my blog but hasn't signed up for Apneatic or Supercult, because right now Zivity is FREE! So you can use this opportunity to go check out our work together <3
If you do sign up please take a few minutes to make an avatar and fill out your profile, then write me so I can say hi to you!
And while you're at it you should use your free votes to vote for our set. When you vote for me it makes me really happy. Like this guy >> :-D
I'd also like to add that the last blog post I made was a joke =P I think everyone knows that, especially since I wrote at the end that it was a joke... but I get real paranoid. Ask anyone that knows me. Ask my doctors.
Viking Raiderzzzzzzzzz
-Apnea
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