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For the first time in my life, I walked into Neiman Marcus and Nordstrom and the staff was actually nice to me. They even waited on me and opened up a register for me so I didn't have to stand in line! I'm so happy being 'alt' is in style...now I can dress the way I want and everyone thinks I'm loaded. One of the sales clerks thought my shoes were Versace...little did they know I purchased them in a shady alley in LA. I actually bought them because I thought they were so tacky...the 'so-bad-it's-good' kinda thing...yea it was great.
Christmas is nine days away and it's 80 degrees outside. That's not cool at all. *rimshot*
I watched the movie Cars for the first time today. It was so cute! I loved the car flies.
Well, time for me to go wrestle my weave in the shower. :) If you've ever had track extensions you know what I'm talking about. If you've never had track extensions, try to imagine washing in between lots of tiny little french braids on your scalp then trying to wash loads of extension hair as well. I can't say I love doing it.
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I got all dressed up to go hang out in a drug store parking lot and drop Mentos into a bottle of Diet Coke and watch it explode everywhere.
Actually the Diet Coke thing is really awesome. I know I just kinda made it sound dull but it was really stupidly entertaining.
Boys boys boys...thank you so much for my chocolates and my cookies and my jewelry!
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Starting today I'm seeing how long I can go without leaving my house at all. No shopping, no trips to the gym, no 10pm runs to Target to get a double broiler...nothing.
I haven't cared for long hair in so long that I forgot about the constant maintenance...and now it's getting all ratted. I frantically tried to make it all silky and smooth again, but that just made it really poofy. So now it's smooth and poofy. I'm gonna beat it about the shaft with a flat iron if it doesn't cooperate with me.
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