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I'm tired of being sick.
Picnic and I have been tossing around the idea of trying 'the master cleanse' for a few weeks. Tonight we finally snapped and drove to Whole Foods at 8pm. By 9pm the backseat of the car was covered in bags of organic lemons and jugs of spring water.
As I was unloading everything in the kitchen I looked over and saw Picnic squeezing the juice out with his hands.
So I ask, "Don't we have a juicer?"
"We don't need one. I'm all the juicer we need."
20 lemons later Picnic says, "We should really get a juicer."
10 lemons after that..."My hands are burning. We're done juicing."
Then I brilliantly put way too much cayenne pepper in the batch. We tried our first cup and it was awful. It was so spicy my eyes would not stop watering but we fixed everything. Yay to the first night of the next 10 days of no food. *die*
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Yep! I'm still sick.
Even though I'm sick I still got out of bed, composed myself as much as possible (which isn't much), and went down to the salon to work. Today was a wedding party...the bride looked horrified when she saw who was doing her makeup..muahahhaa. I was tipped nicely since they all saw how shitty I felt. The sympathy card...gotta love it.
I've been eating super healthy food lately that I would never eat because I can't taste anything right now. Taste has been replaced with temperature.
"How does it taste?"
"It tastes like cold."
That kind of thing. You get it. I'm going back to bed.
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I've been laying in bed for eight hours watching really bad movies. I don't know what the hell I have. All I know is my throat is killing me and I'm so weak that even walking is painful. There's mini corn muffins to my left and lots of Sprite to my right. I'd really love to go to bed now and wake up feeling like I don't have the bird flu in my face.
The last time I went to the doctor she gave me Promethazine because she thought I was too stressed out. She also said it would help my cold. That's my cool doctor story =)
I'm gonna shut everything down and get some rest. Be well!
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