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I'm tired of being sick.
Picnic and I have been tossing around the idea of trying 'the master cleanse' for a few weeks. Tonight we finally snapped and drove to Whole Foods at 8pm. By 9pm the backseat of the car was covered in bags of organic lemons and jugs of spring water.
As I was unloading everything in the kitchen I looked over and saw Picnic squeezing the juice out with his hands.
So I ask, "Don't we have a juicer?"
"We don't need one. I'm all the juicer we need."
20 lemons later Picnic says, "We should really get a juicer."
10 lemons after that..."My hands are burning. We're done juicing."
Then I brilliantly put way too much cayenne pepper in the batch. We tried our first cup and it was awful. It was so spicy my eyes would not stop watering but we fixed everything. Yay to the first night of the next 10 days of no food. *die*
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