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I made cheesecake brownies today because sometimes I like to torture myself. I even have blisters on my hands from beating the cream cheese and other ingredients with a wire whisk instead of an electric mixer. I didn't lick the spatula or even try a tiny piece so I have no idea how they taste. Talk about self control! I love brownies and I love cheesecake so putting one on top of another and not eating it is just crazy. It's cooling in my refrigerator until tomorrow morning then I get to melt down some chocolate, drizzle it on top, and feed them to all of my friends while I silently weep. Hahah!
Other than that, I've just been doing little things all day to keep me busy. Nothing newsworthy :)
I'm gonna go drink my special tea and jump into bed. I can't wait until Thursday so I can drink orange juice! Can you believe it?! I'm excited about orange juice, that's so wrong! Haha! Goodnite <3
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Site admin Jesus and I are doing lots behind the scenes to make this place even more user-friendly. Unfortunately that requires long hours in front of a computer and lots of ass-hurting. Damn you, chair!
Today is day 8 of the master cleanse. The constant thoughts of food are back and I keep daydreaming of stuff that I ate six years ago.
On another note..have you ever had cayenne pepper and lemon juice on your hands then forgot about it and rubbed your eye? Yea, don't try it. I had one bright white eye and one bright red eye for half an hour today while I wore my dunce cap. I could really go for a big bowl of rice right now. Good news is supposedly when I wake up tomorrow I won't crave food for a few more days.
I don't know if I want to sprint a mile or go lay down.
I don't know what I'm doing for my 21st birthday. It's only 3 months away. That's supposed to be a pretty big deal and I don't know what to do! Everywhere I wanna go has a legal drinking age of 18 at most and that just doesn't seem right.
I have a candle that smells like sugar cookies. I'm gonna go burn that and reflect on some things. Thanks for listening to me ramble tonight! :D
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Happy Easter! I spent the morning with my parents then the afternoon with the Picnic family. Then somewhere around 4pm my body decided the fast was making it really angry. My stomach felt like it was about to explode for half an hour then I passed out until 10pm...and now I'm writing this and after I'm done writing this I will fall back into bed and wait until day 8 and when that comes I'll patiently wait for that to end and so on. Yea.
I hope everyone had fun with their rabbits and eggs and stuff. Goodnite! <3
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