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Sore throat. Explosive pressure in my face. Everything tastes funny. Improper temperature. Why me.
It seems like every year I'm around people at school or work who all get sick at the same time while I'm gallivanting around like I'm impenetrable to any virus or bacteria. Then two weeks after the sick season is over, I get sick and it's no longer appropriate to be sick because it isn't "flu season" or whatever. Everyone treats me like I have the red death or cuts me evil looks if I start coughing. Boo hiss!
I posted the first photoset of me with blonde hair. The first set ever! No blonde sets on any other site! It's all right here baby.
You go look at my blonde hair and I'll sleep the funk away.
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I'm moving soon to a secret undisclosed location. I spent the better part of the evening taping and painting trim in my underoos.
I'm starting to peel from this weekend's sunburn. I enjoy peeling it off almost as much as I hate the itching dry feeling. Almost. Hate wins again.
My tan lines make me look like I'm wearing a bikini when I run around the house naked :) Picnic mumbled something about having to photoshop tan lines and bought me one of those fancy schmancy tan through bikinis off The Ebay before I could say HAZAH!
As much as I would love to write more I've got an appointment with some epidermis and then I'm off to bed.
May the Fork be with You.
Always.
xox
Apnea
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So this is me : Sun burned. Tired. Thirsty. Cold and hot at once.
I'm back in town now - I was with my mom all day yesterday about 50 miles outside of Houston. It was a very relaxing weekend filled with food, tv, and sand.
The ice pack and bed are calling my name. They have requested that we have a crazy party where the ice pack climbs all over my lobster-like skin and the bed wants me to lay in it and roll around for about 8 hours. They told me I better not be late. :)
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