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I'm moving soon to a secret undisclosed location. I spent the better part of the evening taping and painting trim in my underoos.
I'm starting to peel from this weekend's sunburn. I enjoy peeling it off almost as much as I hate the itching dry feeling. Almost. Hate wins again.
My tan lines make me look like I'm wearing a bikini when I run around the house naked :) Picnic mumbled something about having to photoshop tan lines and bought me one of those fancy schmancy tan through bikinis off The Ebay before I could say HAZAH!
As much as I would love to write more I've got an appointment with some epidermis and then I'm off to bed.
May the Fork be with You.
Always.
xox
Apnea
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So this is me : Sun burned. Tired. Thirsty. Cold and hot at once.
I'm back in town now - I was with my mom all day yesterday about 50 miles outside of Houston. It was a very relaxing weekend filled with food, tv, and sand.
The ice pack and bed are calling my name. They have requested that we have a crazy party where the ice pack climbs all over my lobster-like skin and the bed wants me to lay in it and roll around for about 8 hours. They told me I better not be late. :)
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I had fun in the chat last night :) Thanks to all of ya'll who showed up!
*Holy crap it was painful typing the cursed y word - you guys owe me hahaha*
So Picnic and I are leaning towards going to Atlanta for our next trip...I'm trying to talk him into road-tripping it there, but I'm not having much luck. He knows me better than I know myself sometimes. Road trips are always so appealing until it actually happens...then my legs are screaming for me to move and my stomach hurts from all of the soda and if I see one more crossword puzzle then I'll die. On second thought, Continental sounds more appealing.
Sand in my pants pants pants. Sand in my bottled water, in my towel, in my shoes, mmmmmm!
There's speed bumps in the neighborhood that look like sandworms from Beetlejuice. They call them 'road humps' around these parts.
Time for me to head for the water. YALL have fun tonight =D
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