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All I could think about today was pizza and baked tomatoes stuffed with cheesy/veggy rice. I miss solid food so much and it's only been two days.
When I started running I would wear an old t-shirt, khakis cut off at the knee, and combat boots. I figured if the boots were good enough for Vietnam, they were good enough for the jogging trail. I've improved my workout attire a little bit (not much) since then, but today I finally broke down and bought a pair of hot pink running shorts. I am the coolest kid in school!
I don't run in boots anymore either just in case you were curious. :)
I saw 'Better Off Dead' today for the first time. I also ordered new checks....I have been doing everything I can think of to distract me from the reality of consuming nothing but cleanse juice. Whoa, how do all of you crazy hippies do this!?? Picnic and I were so desperate to take our minds off of food that we drove to Home Depot just to look at ceiling fans and light fixtures that we don't really need.
I'm opening a new website for my merch and other stuff :) Woohoo!
I'm gonna go take a really long shower and try to relax. Goodnite!
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Day one complete. Nine more days of nothing but lemonade and my morning salt water. Delicious!
I ran a bunch of errands today and finished everything before 6pm. This is the first time in so long that I've had the night to catch up on some other stuff on the "B" To-do list. Woohoo!
I have to get up early again tomorrow. It's almost midnite over here so I better get to bed. Goodnite! :)
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I'm tired of being sick.
Picnic and I have been tossing around the idea of trying 'the master cleanse' for a few weeks. Tonight we finally snapped and drove to Whole Foods at 8pm. By 9pm the backseat of the car was covered in bags of organic lemons and jugs of spring water.
As I was unloading everything in the kitchen I looked over and saw Picnic squeezing the juice out with his hands.
So I ask, "Don't we have a juicer?"
"We don't need one. I'm all the juicer we need."
20 lemons later Picnic says, "We should really get a juicer."
10 lemons after that..."My hands are burning. We're done juicing."
Then I brilliantly put way too much cayenne pepper in the batch. We tried our first cup and it was awful. It was so spicy my eyes would not stop watering but we fixed everything. Yay to the first night of the next 10 days of no food. *die*
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