THE RULES 
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XOXO, Apnea
Thanksgiving Eve 

I just finished packing my overnight bag, and after I finish writing this I'll be doing some last minute baking for tomorrow's shenanigans. It might be best for the city of Houston to not have a holiday that celebrates gluttony. After all, this is the fattest city in America. But, if there is a feast at hand, I feel it is my duty to contribute something delicious. Gobble gobble!

Lithium Picnic is relaunching his site! Be sure to register your email address on his homepage to get the latest news on his progress as he turns it into something amazing! Maybe not as amazing as Apneatic, but great nonetheless. I kid, I kid. :)

So since I won't be here tomorrow, Happy Thanksgiving <3

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I love life. 


My sleep schedule is completely backwards again. I went to bed at 9am, woke up at 4:30pm, and finished breakfast by 6pm. This isn't the best schedule to be accustomed to when going to my mother-in-law's house for Thanksgiving. She goes to bed at midnight. I'm usually making my lunch at midnight. See the problem?

I made oatmeal cookies today without using a recipe. They kinda turned out like muffins but it all tastes the same. At least it was fun to make :)

During the fast I ordered tons of food to give to acquaintances as gifts for Christmas...and now I have too much of it. Damn you, Mrs. Beasley's and your truffle cookies! I wouldn't eat it, but it sounded like such a great gift at the time. This is the absolute only 2 minutes of my life where I wish I didn't work at home so I could unload some of these baked goods onto my co-workers.

I've gotta get back to work, but if you're in the mood to read about me or my site, go check out this new review at Masturbation Invasion. Heh, what a great name for a site.

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Christmas tree 

I put up my Christmas tree today. I know it's way too early but since half of the block already has lights up outside I thought it might be appropriate. And it already has gifts underneath it. I get a warm and fuzzy feeling when I stand by my little tree. And I'm sure in three weeks I'll be sick of looking at it. But for now it will be so delightful.

My new favorite photo :)



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