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Halloween 2004 at the Chelsea Hotel :
The clock strikes midnight and...
Day 6 is complete. Kinda.
Today was the first day since I started where I feel wonderful. When I walk outside I can smell the fresh baked bread from the bread factory a mile down the road. I'm regaining my strength and almost all of my cravings for solid food have disappeared. Almost, but not 100 percent. I still get mad cravings for panang curry once in awhile.
Picnic isn't doing too shabby either. He decided to paint half of the house today. :)
I'm thinking about fasting longer than ten days, but I don't want to be doing this while I'm in South Beach. I don't want to miss out on all of the fun social dinners!
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The master cleanse has put me out of commission for the last four days.
Today was day 5.
Day 5.
They're haunting my dreams. It's my best friend and worst enemy at the same time. Why are they so...yellow.
Sometimes I pretend like my knife is a guillotine and they are being punished by death for torturing their Queen. I am the Queen of the Lemons in this house.
I put one on Picnic's head while he was sleeping...
Aww, look at the happy couple!
But seriously, it's not all that bad. I only weigh 100 pounds now
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Let's see...I woke up at 2pm to the sound of Picnic banging his light stands together... then I stumbled downstairs to the warehouse to meet our new guests. I hope my penguin pants and smeared makeup helped contribute towards making a good first impression.
The model was sweet. I did her makeup and stuff. I finally had a chance to hang out with the fine folks from Sinched Corsets. I really like them :)
Towards the end of the shoot I was watching the model pose naked covered in fake bugs making funny faces at fake beetles, and I just kinda went into this spaced out mode and started reflecting on the last three years of my life. And I just thought about all of the really interesting stuff I've seen.
So it was kinda like an amazing-reflective-joojoo experience but then I snapped out of it.
Then she gashed herself on a razor and I dressed her wounds, and fumbled a lot in the process...dropping band-aids, trying to do stuff with paper towels that didn't make sense...stuff like that. I would make a terrible nurse.
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