THE RULES 
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Another day 

I listened to a lot of terrible music today. When Picnic and I go out to clubs, there's always someone in a local band that runs up to him and gives him a cd and starts ranting about why he should shoot their band...we finally got around to listening to the cd's today and they were awful. One was so bad it actually made me angry. That really doesn't happen that often.

I saw Old Boy for the first time. I watched the first 30 minutes of the movie in Korean...I'm not sure if I made that choice out of curiosity or laziness. Eventually I decided I better turn on the subtitles and the movie was amazing after that.

My internet connection has been intermittent all day, so I decided to spend most of my time editing photos of other people.

Since my day wasn't very interesting, I will now write out something that I'm reading from The Popcorn Factory catalog.

"Snack of the Month - the gift that keeps on giving! Extend holiday cheer long after the season with our Snack of the Month. Beginning with December, your gift recipients will receive a unique, delicious treat for the number of months you indicate (3-6-9) or all year long. The first gift also includes a gift card outlining the snacks to follow."

Yea, that sounds like a pretty sweet gift idea. You can thank me later for putting the idea in your head.

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Accidents happen =/ 

This next series is titled, "You always hurt the ones you love."

Exhibit A.



Lystra is a really sweet girl and I would shoot with her every week if I could, but she lives too far away. Anyways, she's one of my favorites and I almost smashed her head into a washing machine.

Exhibit B.



If you read my journal regularly you'll remember this story. This is the lovely lady whose photo I tried to make better but while doing so I got her right in the eye with milk. As you can see, she took it like a sport. And might I add, she looks adorable taking a shot in the eye.

And the last photo...



This doesn't really fit the theme but it's just a really cute photo of my cat.

That's all for tonight. Adieu.

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Friday. 

I'm becoming more obsessed with gift baskets. I asked the universe to send me more gift basket catalogs in the mail, and poof. More catalogs.

Thanksgiving is rapidly approaching. Being a vegetarian and living in Texas makes this holiday kinda unappealing. If I don't spend it with friends then I get to listen to distant family members criticize my lifestyle and tell me how I won't live to see 50 if I don't stuff my face with turkey. *vomit* It's cranberry sauce sandwiches for me. Which isn't so bad. Actually it's kinda good.

Funny thing about weekends when you're unemployed. They don't quite mean so much.

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