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Yay yay yay! Tonight is the night of day 9 so that makes tomorrow day 10 which is one day closer to consuming something that isn't made of lemons!
I spent half an hour tonight trying to make my grocery list perfect...I can't wait to chew again! Holy crap this is almost more exciting than Christmas morning.
Speaking of Christmas, there's three houses across the street that already have Christmas decorations on their house. Why? I don't know. I thought that wasn't supposed to happen for a few more weeks.
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Halloween 2004 at the Chelsea Hotel :
The clock strikes midnight and...
Day 6 is complete. Kinda.
Today was the first day since I started where I feel wonderful. When I walk outside I can smell the fresh baked bread from the bread factory a mile down the road. I'm regaining my strength and almost all of my cravings for solid food have disappeared. Almost, but not 100 percent. I still get mad cravings for panang curry once in awhile.
Picnic isn't doing too shabby either. He decided to paint half of the house today. :)
I'm thinking about fasting longer than ten days, but I don't want to be doing this while I'm in South Beach. I don't want to miss out on all of the fun social dinners!
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The master cleanse has put me out of commission for the last four days.
Today was day 5.
Day 5.
They're haunting my dreams. It's my best friend and worst enemy at the same time. Why are they so...yellow.
Sometimes I pretend like my knife is a guillotine and they are being punished by death for torturing their Queen. I am the Queen of the Lemons in this house.
I put one on Picnic's head while he was sleeping...
Aww, look at the happy couple!
But seriously, it's not all that bad. I only weigh 100 pounds now
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