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This lady is asleep in my room right now. She's leaving early tomorrow morning and will probably reach her house by the time the sun is setting.
We had tons of fun today. The awesome SINched crew, Nos, and I went out for a delightful breakfast. After that, SINched had to get back to their horses (I think). Cause you know, everyone in Texas has to keep up with their horses. That's how we get around the city. Once we parted ways, Nos and I went bowling and I scored an 83 - that's the highest score I've ever had at bowling. My pink ball and I were unstoppable.
Now I'm back at home. I like to sneak attack Picnic and jump on him and make him fall onto the bed then I cuddle him until he falls asleep. It's kinda ninja stealth, but much more cute.
I just found out I'm going to Schlitterbahn this weekend for some wild watery fun. I haven't been to a water park in seven years, so I'm really excited.
I need to get to work, it's already 10 pm and I haven't done anything *scream*.
I have "Born To Be Alive" by the Disco Kings stuck in my head. I gotta stop looking at YTMND so much.
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I'm a really big fan of modesty as far as self-image goes. There's a big difference with being open and comfortable in your skin, and just being a conceited rat. Unfortunately, sometimes I have to work with people who can't exercise even the slightest amount of modesty. I fear that very soon in my future I'll have to deal with another one of these characters, and even more unfortunate is I might never have the chance to tell them how I really feel about them.
So I was hanging out with Ursulla today, and she gave me the best advice ever in regards to dealing with people like this. She suggested I make a shirt with a photo of me on it that says "#1". And I need to make sure that I act as arrogant as they do the whole time; flinching when I have to make eye contact or any kind of physical contact with them is bonus points.
Think about how genius this is...really...and hilarious...all at the same time.
That's the best piece of advice I've been given all month.
Cafe Press can be so ghetto, but hey, it gets the job done. :)
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I'm in desperate need of a shower, I covered myself in makeup while I was practicing the use of my new airbrush machine.
I need to rearrange the furniture in my place. I can't handle it when stuff in my area stays the exact same.
My hair is poofy again. I'm resisting the urge to whack at it with my razor and wait for my sister to cut it for me.
I love sleeping sooo much. I'm thinking about it right now. I keep nodding out. It's taken me twenty minutes to write this.
I saw a show on Clonaid tonight and that French cult that created it. That shit would be crazy if it's true.
On "How It's Made" today they showed how marshmallow cookies are made. That was super sweet.
There's a picture of a bird of paradise on my wall above my desk reminding me to stay positive or it will peck my eyes out. See, I can't work without my motivational posters. So that's the story behind that.
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