I'm a really big fan of modesty as far as self-image goes. There's a big difference with being open and comfortable in your skin, and just being a conceited rat. Unfortunately, sometimes I have to work with people who can't exercise even the slightest amount of modesty. I fear that very soon in my future I'll have to deal with another one of these characters, and even more unfortunate is I might never have the chance to tell them how I really feel about them.
So I was hanging out with Ursulla today, and she gave me the best advice ever in regards to dealing with people like this. She suggested I make a shirt with a photo of me on it that says "#1". And I need to make sure that I act as arrogant as they do the whole time; flinching when I have to make eye contact or any kind of physical contact with them is bonus points.
Think about how genius this is...really...and hilarious...all at the same time.
That's the best piece of advice I've been given all month.
Cafe Press can be so ghetto, but hey, it gets the job done. :)
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