THE RULES 
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XOXO, Apnea
Prairie Dog love 
Tuesday, May 15, 2007, 11:51 PM



That's me on the left, or your right -



And that's what I've been doing all day, but with a different model. Hair and makeup. I'm scared to advertise my services until I feel like more of a ninja, but I've seen some really bad work from people being advertised so I have to stop being a pussy and just do it.

I have duck feet. Heh.

Now I'm about to head out with Ursulla Fredrika to go sculpt the guns *flex*.

I was watching that show "What Not To Wear" the other day (I had no choice) and the girl who they attacked that day dressed exactly like me. I was even wearing the exact same shorts as her. That's pretty awesome.

Alright, I gotta go work out.

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New obsession. 
Friday, May 11, 2007, 11:50 PM

I am obsessed with this damn bird...



Today was fun. I went shopping all morning then spent my evening with the outrageous Ursulla Fredrika. I haven't seen her in what feels like forever. She's been too busy writing her book and slapping her mother in the face. But, I'll be seeing much more of her because she moved out of her mansion in the enchanted forest into a big loft downtown, so she lives five minutes away from Chateau Picnic.

Ladies, ladies, ladies! John Warner is moving to Houston! I believe his move-in date is June 1st. You should shoot with him before he starts charging millions of dollars.

Gasoline Glamour sent me some of the best jewelry in the entire universe. You should go buy some, because if you wear it I hear you'll have magic powers.

Garrrr I have so much work to do. I better get on it.

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The Heist 
Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 11:49 PM



Ooooh I get it. There's a vault in the background and there's "diamonds" all around my neck. Get it?!?!?!

Click here to see it in it's full size glory.

Sara Eudy did all of my styling for that picture. She did the styling on the Envy cover I had a couple of months back if you remember that. She's THE BEST! =D She didn't cut my hair though. I did that all by myself with a leg razor.

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