THE RULES 
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New obsession. 
Friday, May 11, 2007, 11:50 PM

I am obsessed with this damn bird...



Today was fun. I went shopping all morning then spent my evening with the outrageous Ursulla Fredrika. I haven't seen her in what feels like forever. She's been too busy writing her book and slapping her mother in the face. But, I'll be seeing much more of her because she moved out of her mansion in the enchanted forest into a big loft downtown, so she lives five minutes away from Chateau Picnic.

Ladies, ladies, ladies! John Warner is moving to Houston! I believe his move-in date is June 1st. You should shoot with him before he starts charging millions of dollars.

Gasoline Glamour sent me some of the best jewelry in the entire universe. You should go buy some, because if you wear it I hear you'll have magic powers.

Garrrr I have so much work to do. I better get on it.

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The Heist 
Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 11:49 PM



Ooooh I get it. There's a vault in the background and there's "diamonds" all around my neck. Get it?!?!?!

Click here to see it in it's full size glory.

Sara Eudy did all of my styling for that picture. She did the styling on the Envy cover I had a couple of months back if you remember that. She's THE BEST! =D She didn't cut my hair though. I did that all by myself with a leg razor.

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Your mom 
Sunday, May 6, 2007, 11:48 PM

Hello, 4AM.

I saw my new nephew today, he's so adorable. It was weird holding him because I always feel like I'm going to break little things like that but he just chewed on his hand and didn't cry or anything so that was cool.


De diddly dum de dum de dum de diddly do de dumb

=D



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