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I saw two frogs doing bad things tonight.
And then I took a photo of it because it looked funny. Hahahah! Crazy frogs. They don't move around much.
Anyways...I sat for over two hours tonight while our friend and badass makeup artist Sara Eudy glued rhinestones all over my neck. It was totally worth it though, the photos turned out perfect. Picnic nailed the lighting tonight.
I still have spirit gum all over my neck. ALL OVER MY NECK. I used spirit gum remover and it just spread it around. Then I scrubbed my neck in the shower and it still didn't get it all off. So I scrubbed it more over the basin but it still didn't get it all. I'm glad the photos turned out so well. I know, if the worst thing about my job is being covered in spirit gum, I've got it pretty good.
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HAHAHAHA!
LOLrus!!!
Anyways...
I realized today that some of my favorite music is depressing as all hell. I might as well go draw a hot bath and slice my wrists open when I turn some of it on. I need to find some new music. I think it's had a negative effect on my moods lately, which sucks because I really like it. What do all of those self-help books say though, sometimes we just like what we're familiar with? Or some crap like that.
I don't know if I want a Smart car or a Honda Civic. Any advice you can give me would be splendid.
Model Mayhem is hysterical. I often wonder if my isolation and fear of social situations or talking to people is becoming a problem, but then I see how fucked crazy most of these people are and I'm glad I don't talk to anyone. I take that back, I do talk to people, I talk to lots of people by my standards, I'm just not a social butterfly or a forum whore. And what do ya know, my life has almost no drama in it. There is the occasional problem with an employer, but that's inevitable for most people, especially this girl.
I have to link to this again because I think it is amazing.
I fell asleep on the roof today. It was so bright and sunny when I fell asleep then I woke up and it was raining.
I've recorded so many videos for my site, now I just have to put them in the member's section for you to seeEEeEeEEEE =D
I'm gonna go jump on the bed until Picnic wakes up so I have someone to play with me. Goodbye :)
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My sister's water broke this morning. That was nuts. Then she quit her job. I was there so I was lucky enough to see my old boss and her reaction to the news that her cash cow was leaving, so that was tons of fun. I used to work in the same salon with my sister, in case you have no idea what I was talking about. And if you're wondering why she was moving around after her water broke, well....she's crazy like that. My whole family is nuts.
Speaking of family, I've been spending time with my family a lot these last few days, so that's why I haven't been very active. Sorry about that :( I have great news to report back to you though! I have the best cat ever.
I've been designing a website all night. This stuff is a lot harder than I thought it would be. Ack.
Anyways, Happy May! Talk to you tomorrow.
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