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I'm in desperate need of a shower, I covered myself in makeup while I was practicing the use of my new airbrush machine.
I need to rearrange the furniture in my place. I can't handle it when stuff in my area stays the exact same.
My hair is poofy again. I'm resisting the urge to whack at it with my razor and wait for my sister to cut it for me.
I love sleeping sooo much. I'm thinking about it right now. I keep nodding out. It's taken me twenty minutes to write this.
I saw a show on Clonaid tonight and that French cult that created it. That shit would be crazy if it's true.
On "How It's Made" today they showed how marshmallow cookies are made. That was super sweet.
There's a picture of a bird of paradise on my wall above my desk reminding me to stay positive or it will peck my eyes out. See, I can't work without my motivational posters. So that's the story behind that.
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That's me on the left, or your right -
And that's what I've been doing all day, but with a different model. Hair and makeup. I'm scared to advertise my services until I feel like more of a ninja, but I've seen some really bad work from people being advertised so I have to stop being a pussy and just do it.
I have duck feet. Heh.
Now I'm about to head out with Ursulla Fredrika to go sculpt the guns *flex*.
I was watching that show "What Not To Wear" the other day (I had no choice) and the girl who they attacked that day dressed exactly like me. I was even wearing the exact same shorts as her. That's pretty awesome.
Alright, I gotta go work out.
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I am obsessed with this damn bird...
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