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I'm a really big fan of modesty as far as self-image goes. There's a big difference with being open and comfortable in your skin, and just being a conceited rat. Unfortunately, sometimes I have to work with people who can't exercise even the slightest amount of modesty. I fear that very soon in my future I'll have to deal with another one of these characters, and even more unfortunate is I might never have the chance to tell them how I really feel about them.
So I was hanging out with Ursulla today, and she gave me the best advice ever in regards to dealing with people like this. She suggested I make a shirt with a photo of me on it that says "#1". And I need to make sure that I act as arrogant as they do the whole time; flinching when I have to make eye contact or any kind of physical contact with them is bonus points.
Think about how genius this is...really...and hilarious...all at the same time.
That's the best piece of advice I've been given all month.
Cafe Press can be so ghetto, but hey, it gets the job done. :)
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I'm in desperate need of a shower, I covered myself in makeup while I was practicing the use of my new airbrush machine.
I need to rearrange the furniture in my place. I can't handle it when stuff in my area stays the exact same.
My hair is poofy again. I'm resisting the urge to whack at it with my razor and wait for my sister to cut it for me.
I love sleeping sooo much. I'm thinking about it right now. I keep nodding out. It's taken me twenty minutes to write this.
I saw a show on Clonaid tonight and that French cult that created it. That shit would be crazy if it's true.
On "How It's Made" today they showed how marshmallow cookies are made. That was super sweet.
There's a picture of a bird of paradise on my wall above my desk reminding me to stay positive or it will peck my eyes out. See, I can't work without my motivational posters. So that's the story behind that.
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That's me on the left, or your right -
And that's what I've been doing all day, but with a different model. Hair and makeup. I'm scared to advertise my services until I feel like more of a ninja, but I've seen some really bad work from people being advertised so I have to stop being a pussy and just do it.
I have duck feet. Heh.
Now I'm about to head out with Ursulla Fredrika to go sculpt the guns *flex*.
I was watching that show "What Not To Wear" the other day (I had no choice) and the girl who they attacked that day dressed exactly like me. I was even wearing the exact same shorts as her. That's pretty awesome.
Alright, I gotta go work out.
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