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I didn't know some people believe the St. Louis Arch is a weather controlling device. That makes it a lot more interesting. When I was in St. Louis I remember seeing that thing and wondering why they would build something like that, but I just figured it was a big gay arch. If it really does split up storm systems I should figure out someway to make millions of dollars then build one over the Casa Del Picnic so it doesn't rain so much over our house. When it rains all of the bugs come out of the trees and they make me scream. I had night terrors once that I was pulling big tree roaches out of my pockets and Picnic woke me up because I wouldn't stop screaming.
I've been really out of it all day. I had a terrible headache this morning before I drank a small cup of coffee, but my headache is back now and I don't want any more caffiene in my system so I'm in bed early and I'll just sleep it off. I don't like caffiene anymore :(
I did a lot of sitting today. At one point I stared at my eyes up close in a mirror for a few minutes looking at all of the different things going on in my irises and then it looked like one of my eyes was lighter than the other one, and a little more blue. Not much different, but just enough to make me feel special.
My neighbor made us granola with sliced plums and peaches for breakfast, then vegan vegetable stew for lunch. I wish I could pay him to make all of my food for me. I've been living off of the many flavors of vitamin water recently. I drink so much vitamin water now that I thought about starting a vitamin water pyramid in my living room with all of the empty bottles, but after I started building the base I sat back and realized I didn't want a pile of garbage in my room so I threw them all in the recycling bin.
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2Xtreme and Danjris have both departed from Picnic Mountain. Now it's just the Gingerbread King Philip and his loyal assistant Professor Lollipop Apnea Sugarpants. I really liked having them around...I especially liked my neighbors telling me stories that involved the girls. Like the other day I was talking to my neighbor and he said, "I came outside to shake out my rugs and I saw a naked girl walk across the lawn and up your stairs." I'm gonna miss hearing stories like that. But they'll be back soon enough :) And we'll be working together so there's no reason to cry now.
I went to sleep around 7am this morning and woke up at 10:39am to get ready to go work on a shoot. I think in the last seven hours I've drank almost an entire small pot of coffee which is rare for me because I'm not usually one of those people...you know those people, "I DRINK THIS MUCH TO GET BACK TO NORMAL" yea that's not me and I refuse to turn into that person so I'm gonna have the worst migraine when I can return to living a semi-normal (but still fabulous) life on a semi-normal schedule where I don't need coffee just to make it through my job because I haven't had a decent night's rest in two weeks. Bitch bitch bitch. I don't like complaining, but now I'm complaining about complaining. Yikes.
Danjiris just instant messaged me. I'm gonna go talk to her before I fall asleep.
Spread it on! ;D
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1AM : Wake up
1:30AM : Go to breakfast, meeting with Picnic and the ladiesz
3:30AM : Arrive at Casa Del Picnic aka SlutHut Deu (the original SlutHut is down the street)
4:00AM : Begin shooting Frenzy
9:00AM : It's balls hot outside already and I want to punch myself in the face I'm so hot, still shooting
2:00PM : Go to the grocery store to get Amber apples, old lady yells at me for my ass hanging out of my pants
3:30PM : go to sleep
9:30PM : wake up, eat LaraBar, put on makeup
10:30PM : shoot for SINched with Amber and Porsylin
11:30PM : shoot the "European version" of SINched outfits (that means with our boobs)
MIDNIGHT : Off to our last meeting of the ladiesz trip to PicnicLand
2:30 AM : Come back home, watch this video on repeat
3:30AM : Shoot our video response to said video
4AM : Catch our breath from humping everything in the room for almost four minutes
4:30AM : I write this.
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