THE RULES 
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XOXO, Apnea
I miss Philip 

There's a tropical storm coming through tonight! YESSSSS. I love big storms. Time to break out the sheet forts and s'mores because there's a big storm coming tonight! WOOOOOO!!! I hope the power goes out, but only for half an hour.

I'm about to go swimming =D I love swimming. It's because I'm part sea creature even though I'm still a mammal, much like a penguin. Not really but I that would be neat if I was. People in school used to call me fish face because of my eyes. I can't find my favorite fuschia swimsuit so I'm gonna rock two completely different patterns on the top and bottom. I've never matched a day in my life, so why start now! That's what I say.

I miss you Picnic. <3 I heard he shot Adahlia the other night. That's awesome, I really like her even though I've never met her.

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gross. 

Haaayyy! =D

My mom just got back from her trip to Jamaica so a bunch of us all went out to lunch with her today. She said she tried to take a picture of a blowfish all puffed up because I love those, but they never puffed out. My favorite part in 'The Life Aquatic' is when the blowfish puffs up...I fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard when I saw that for the first time. Obviously I'm easily amused.

My brother-in-law told me that Paula Deen hollowed out a hoagie loaf and filled it with breaded chicken fingers and mozzarella sticks, then drizzled cheese and bacon over the top of it. That's why I love that woman and even though I would never in my life try to make anything that she's made, I have a collection of her cookbooks. I used to make stuff like that and they called me crazy. Who's crazy now?! About seven years ago I made a casserole with my four favorite foods at the time - taquitos, macaroni and cheese, Spaghetti-o's, and sour cream and onion potato chips (I was 20 pounds heavier seven years ago) and I gave it to my friend to eat it and he liked it then threw up. Not a success. And I'm pretty sure I told this story last year. Don't worry I won't repeat myself too much, my life is too "interesting" to run out of new stories anytime soon.

It's 5:30 in the morning and I'm up for a 6:30 call time because the photographer has decided he wants to shoot at the beach today starting from sunrise and lasting all day in the 99 degree weather with a heat index of 109 because he's a whaaaaacky guy! The hottest part of the day is from 11 - 2, or so I'm told, so hopefully I won't die. Just as long as I don't have to spread it on "Man vs Wild" style and piss on my shirt and use it as a head scarf to prevent my brain from getting too hot, I think I'll be okay.

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Rainy Day 

Porsylin likes to dance with me in the rain -



Set coming soon to Apneatic and GirlNumber9.com!

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