THE RULES 
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Playing God 

So things that happened yesterday feel like they happened two days ago or like it just happened a few hours before and I have for the first time in my life lost track of when I went to sleep last and how long I slept and if the reason I feel like I'm about to black out is because of sleep deprivation, or if I drank way too much coffee or if I'm just really tired. But now it's 5am and I feel well rested because I slept until 1am and I feel better now. But I don't have much to report because I can't remember my dreams and my day kinda just started after I had a business meeting. I'm kinda obsessed with cleaning now and I want to take all of my furniture out of my apartment and just scrub the whole thing clean and I know I can't do that so I'll just clean around it. I also need to seal up everything. I live in a "historic" house so there's little cracks in some places that I think could use a good sealin' =D

I'm shooting with Porsylin tomorrow =D I wish I had time to shoot with Amber too =(

My friend hates this but I love it...I think it's the cat that seals the deal for me.

I'm never awake to see my iGoogle frog and ladybug eating donuts and drinking coffee so I caught it one day and screen capped it so I can look at it during the day and laugh.

I like looking through my Fotki at the old photos I used to post in my journal of angry plastic cups and gummi bear orgies. I should bring those back.

But in the meantime, I will show you my new drawings.









Hey ladies. I made you. =D

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I love the ladies all the time. 
Go look at my new set with Swindle immediately please, because it's the best in the universe.

Today has been so much better than yesterday. I woke up at 9pm and it's 5 now and I just finished my work for the day so now I can play with Porsylin and Amber while they shoot content with Picnic for their new paysites. They're joining the Picnic Circle of Trust. =D I wanna shoot with Porsylin in a plastic room filled with pink goo while we lez out and I want Amber and I to dress up like boys and wear strap-ons and slap each other in the face with our rubber cocks and stick our fake dicks in each other's ears.

I can listen to a song I like over and over again...I can do the same thing with movies too. If I really like a movie I can watch it or have it on in the background several times a day sometimes for days in a row. I suspect everyone does that sort of thing though, except Picnic. Haha I love him so much, but he's a one-time-only kind of guy, except when it comes to my butt *zing* hahahhahaHAHAHA!!! =D

I fell out of my chair and landed on my back about an hour ago. I had a guest over do the same thing a few days ago. I'm gonna burn this god damn chair.




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Sprayer 



WHAT A DAY! =D I spilled almost every cup of liquid I had in a four foot radius of me, but I stayed optimistic because I thought I would just keep attracting spillage if I got upset about it, but it kept happening so I dunno. I gave up on trying to make today successful at about 7:00 and watched Super Troopers twice in a row. Then I took a nap. Then I woke up, watched another movie and did absolutely nothing. Today I did nothing and I thouroughly enjoyed it.

I can't go to Portland with Picnic :( That blows.

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