THE RULES 
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XOXO, Apnea
Golden Girl 

Do you ever get bored and play the helicopter game for hours?

I used to do that.

*google "helicopter game"*

I'm watching television right now, something I never do! 'Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle' is playing...it reminds me of when Picnic and I had no option but to eat at White Castle for almost two weeks for dinner because it was the only 24 hour establishment in walking distance from where we were staying. I think I would rather starve myself than eat there ever again. EVER AGAIN. I still like this movie though. My favorite part is when NPH is hanging out of the car with the strippers.

I'm hungry...time for dinner then bed. Because I'm seventy years old and I like going to bed at 8pm. Harrr :) Kidding...I'm just really tired.

I've been waiting two months for this thing to come in the mail! Yesssss!



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Parallel Universe 

Parallel Universe - revisited.....

Maybe Daddy wouldn't have disowned me if I really looked like this..





*laugh hysterically*




* cry *


*camel toe*


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what a day, what a day 

WHAT A DAY.



I really have to get over being clammy and wanting to run and hide when I'm around people I'm not used to being around. It's so embarrassing :( I wish I was bubbly and could talk to everyone. But I'm back at home now and don't plan on going anywhere for a few more days so I can be bubbly with myself in the comfort of my own home! Hooray!

I've been out for most of the day. And at home I've been cleaning and doing laundry and all the things a wife is supposed to do. I was supposed to get pumpkins today but I never did.

My hair, for the first time in so long, looks so bad that it provokes laughter in those who look at it. It's ridiculous. My asymmetrical haircut has grown out into a really weird shape and my roots are the longest I've ever seen them. Yesterday I went to a funeral and had to wear a hairpiece and color my roots in with mascara. This is tragic. I must do something soon.

I have court sometime in October but I don't remember when. I get to find out how long my license is suspended, so...that's exciting!


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