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NEVER FORGET
One day until my next shoot.
Two days until court.
Ten days until I get my big surprise.
Twelve days until the Great Pumpkin Fun Run.
Sixteen days until Halloween.
Nineteen days until the FREE LP SAN DIEGO Fundraiser.
Twenty-eight days until my sister's birthday.
One hour until I go to sleep.
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After Ursulla and I concluded our eight mile adventure I came back home and cried for almost an hour for no reason other than my bones hurt and I felt really sad. I hear this is normal but I still hate it. I need to drink water until I burst to try to flush the negative energy troll out of my system, lulz. I bet I feel better tomorrow.
I'm going to bed early tonight. After I take a shower I'm going to curl up with my laptop and watch Black Snake Moan with Picnic.
Ursulla and I went 30 miles this week and plan on going 30 miles every week until we're awesome skinny, and then I can finally dress like a boy and not feel too masculine. Funny how that works out. It makes sense though, if I dress like a boy now I look like one of the gays. =D
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Our front yard is filled with broken pumpkins and pumpkin guts all over the place. We had a lot of fun last night around 3am.
I love pumpkins and I love eating candy corn until it makes me throw up - which funny enough doesn't take much to throw up, only about a handful.
Eww you don't wanna hear me talk about throwing up. Or maybe you do. I'll throw it out there and never mention it again unless it's something neat, like if I throw up a precious gemstone then I think that's newsworthy, but otherwise, that's the last time.
It's 4am, I wish I went to bed six hours ago...but I didn't.
I was naked in my front yard last night going nuts with the axe. The best part was when the blade flew off of the handle and I had no idea where it was going to land, so I just hugged myself and hoped for the best. It landed about four feet away from me, so that's the best news ever.
I smashed a face into one of the pumpkins with the back end of a hammer, so now we have a jack-o-lantern.
I don't know if I want to hand out bananas this year or pennies to the kids. I want to make sure they like me and want to come again next year. I want them to love me so much that they're afraid of their love for me.
My fun run is in two weeks, and I haven't made my dinosaur costume. I have the suit, but now I need to make the spikes.
And that's my Halloween update. Speaking of Halloween updates, check out the member's section! There's an epic photoset waiting for you.
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