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Picnic comes home! 

Picnic comes home tonight! Ursulla and I are going on an Airport Tour Du Jour tonight when we go to one Houston airport to pick up Picnic, then drive him over to another Houston airport to go pick up his car. American Airlines kinda sucks like that.

So I need to go tidy up and get ready because I want to look nice for him when he gets here. And I need to go get a really big burrito for him to celebrate his return. La Mexicana on Montrose has the largest burrito I've ever seen in my life - it's even bigger than the burrito at El Rey on Washington.

Halloween is in two days, woo! Picnic and I are having a party with each other.

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Fun Run tomorrow! 
My walks are so pleasant in this beautiful weather. Lately everything seems more pleasant though :)

I can't believe I didn't know that Wes Anderson has another movie out. I must go see it immediately.

Speaking of movies, I saw The Nightmare Before Christmas in 3-D tonight. It was so much fun seeing the movie that way! If you have the chance to see it I suggest you see it too.

And the time is now 2am. I must get my rest because I have to get up balls early tomorrow for the fun run.

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Hello Internet 
Two hours to answer email is too much :( That's what I get for waiting three days to answer anything. I haven't even checked other sites like Model Mayhem and Myspace. I wouldn't mind if all of the messages were people saying they wished us luck on the lawsuit or people asking me questions, it just sucks that all of it is business crap.

I bought some cookies that I thought would be okay because they're vegan, but they weren't okay. Ohhh noooo they weren't okay at all. I feel like I'm fighting an oncoming cookie induced coma right now. My head is tilted to the left and I'm looking at my screen sideways but somehow still managing to type as fast as I do. I type faster than anyone I know, but I guess that's expected when you sit at a computer for as long as I have. Those typing classes ten years ago didn't hurt either.

Holy balls I haven't even started on my dinosaur costume yet. I have to throw that together on Thursday. I hope my sister will help me. I'll be God damned if I don't make it to that fun run on Saturday morning in my dinosaur costume.

I put Mr. Baseball on top of my Netflix queue. That's the douchiest thing I've done all month. What will be even douchier is when I sit down with my friends and watch it.

Did I mention that I have brown highlights in my hair now? It's really pretty.

I'm gonna go clean the kitchen, take a shower, and go to sleep. If I don't get at least 12 hours of sleep lately I get cranky. Bye =D

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