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Ursulla and I walked eleven miles yesterday, went swimming for an hour, then yoga for one hour. So when I woke up this morning I was tired but I felt amazing.
Then my sister dyed my hair, it's black with beautiful plum highlights...so that was amazing.
Then I had lunch at Whole Foods, and my food didn't make me sick, so that was fantastic.
Then we went back to my sister's house and played Iron Chef - Halloween Edition where the secret ingredient was candy corn. I knew candy corn would make me sick but I ate it anyways, and then I threw it all up. And now I have a headache. At least Ursulla and I won against the challenger with our candy corn bars. I'll admit, I copied the toffee almond bar from Starbucks and just added candy corn to it. It was so sweet it was disgusting but the challenger didn't count on the oil from the candy corn melting so easily and making her cookies so oily that they wouldn't bake properly. So we kinda won by default.
I just spent almost two hours answering my overflowing inbox, and I'm not even done yet. People are going balls crazy over this. And all of my gift basket spam has me distracted. Gardok.
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And now a little PUMPKIN SPICE featuring my Guatemalan pumpkin muffin, Dirty Ruth.
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This was the best day of October so far.
Ursulla and I went walking again, but this time only for five miles. We had a delicious brunch then discovered a creperie in Midtown with amazing iced coffee. I loved walking and just talking. It's fun getting to know your best friends even better and bouncing your own thoughts off of someone else you trust.
Three packages arrived on Saturday which I chose not to open until today. One was from Dina De Sade, one of the most amazing people in the universe. She has always supported my obsession with my favorite Virgin.
Yes I know you're jealous because it's the most amazing necklace ever. I'd be jealous too.
Holy balls, some wonderful person sent the entire Planet Earth series to Picnic. I have to watch it with him immediately and I can now take it off of my wishlist.
I hear the doorbell, which means my veggie sandwich has arrived! A veggie sandwich and Planet Earth? This is epic.
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