THE RULES 
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what a day, what a day 

WHAT A DAY.



I really have to get over being clammy and wanting to run and hide when I'm around people I'm not used to being around. It's so embarrassing :( I wish I was bubbly and could talk to everyone. But I'm back at home now and don't plan on going anywhere for a few more days so I can be bubbly with myself in the comfort of my own home! Hooray!

I've been out for most of the day. And at home I've been cleaning and doing laundry and all the things a wife is supposed to do. I was supposed to get pumpkins today but I never did.

My hair, for the first time in so long, looks so bad that it provokes laughter in those who look at it. It's ridiculous. My asymmetrical haircut has grown out into a really weird shape and my roots are the longest I've ever seen them. Yesterday I went to a funeral and had to wear a hairpiece and color my roots in with mascara. This is tragic. I must do something soon.

I have court sometime in October but I don't remember when. I get to find out how long my license is suspended, so...that's exciting!


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scotchtoberfest 

27 more days until the Great Pumpkin Fun Run! And I haven't even started on my dinosaur costume yet! GAHHHH I'm so excited, I've recruited two people to go with me so far...one of them is Ursulla Fredricka and we're trying to figure out how to make her a candy corn costume. She suggested getting an old Hershey's Kiss suit and covering it in candy corn colors. She's a smart cookie, or rather, a smart oily cone shaped tri-colored candy?



Does my smile melt your heart, lover?



One more cup of coffee for the road...and now it's time to go. Two thumbs up for October!

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He had it coming... 



Yesterday Picnic and I wore our high socks and treaded out through the tall grass and broken rocks along the bayou two miles over from our house. He wanted to go exploring and see the situation under the old railroad tracks. When we were out in the grass away from all the roads I felt something I used to feel when I was a little girl playing outside with my friends picking blackberries or exploring the woods next to my house. We had tons of fun :) There wasn't much under the old railroad tracks...my favorite thing we found was a spraypainted stencil of a voodoo doll with a big red X over the heart.

I got an email yesterday that made me laugh - I won't go into too much detail but it was a reminder of how many socially acceptable situations I disagree with and vice versa. How does that quote go...fish in the water do not ponder life on land...or something like that. It doesn't bother me though, I think either because I acknowledge how unimportant it is or maybe it's because I'm so tired.

Super hot and super skinny androgynous girls are my favorite. If I could look like that, I would be seven kinds of happy about life. I know it's superficial but I don't care.

I had a dream that I was eating ice cream with my tattoo artist but my ice cream didn't taste like anything. And he was showing me a video of him and his two girlfriends, then we went climbing in his treehouse. Dave, what does that mean? Haha :)

I posted a super hot set of Darenzia and me on the site this morning. You should run to the members section and look at it immediately after reading this, I think you'll love it! I know I do. I hope she shoots with me again and again and again <3

There's a new video too!

Time for me to make breakfast. Woo!

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