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Parallel Universe - revisited.....
Maybe Daddy wouldn't have disowned me if I really looked like this..
*laugh hysterically*
* cry *
*camel toe*
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WHAT A DAY.
I really have to get over being clammy and wanting to run and hide when I'm around people I'm not used to being around. It's so embarrassing :( I wish I was bubbly and could talk to everyone. But I'm back at home now and don't plan on going anywhere for a few more days so I can be bubbly with myself in the comfort of my own home! Hooray!
I've been out for most of the day. And at home I've been cleaning and doing laundry and all the things a wife is supposed to do. I was supposed to get pumpkins today but I never did.
My hair, for the first time in so long, looks so bad that it provokes laughter in those who look at it. It's ridiculous. My asymmetrical haircut has grown out into a really weird shape and my roots are the longest I've ever seen them. Yesterday I went to a funeral and had to wear a hairpiece and color my roots in with mascara. This is tragic. I must do something soon.
I have court sometime in October but I don't remember when. I get to find out how long my license is suspended, so...that's exciting!
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27 more days until the Great Pumpkin Fun Run! And I haven't even started on my dinosaur costume yet! GAHHHH I'm so excited, I've recruited two people to go with me so far...one of them is Ursulla Fredricka and we're trying to figure out how to make her a candy corn costume. She suggested getting an old Hershey's Kiss suit and covering it in candy corn colors. She's a smart cookie, or rather, a smart oily cone shaped tri-colored candy?
Does my smile melt your heart, lover?
One more cup of coffee for the road...and now it's time to go. Two thumbs up for October!
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