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Right now I am listening to the Contemporary Music of Mexico and Brazil. I want to get out of the country ASAP. I've had offers to go to Spain and The Philippines-or bootleg Asia as I like to call it. All I want for Christmas is Continental gift certificates so we can go to Thailand. I hear great things about Barcelona. And Paris is an obvious choice.
I should be packing. I have a flight to catch in ten hours.
I hear I'm the face of the new bootleg IPhone...
Fantastic!
I guess I'll go back to opening and closing my eye on AIM...it makes me happy knowing that for five minutes I'm annoying dozens of people that have me on their buddy list.
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Mange La Mode! San Diego! Lithium Picnic!
I did the hair and makeup and I even made the collar *brush shoulders off*
Soma Snakeoil and I had matching outfits and matching heads and necks, but we can't release all of the stunners at once.
Mange La Mode has been generous enough to auction off this custom dress for the highest bidder, and will make it to their size! Yea, Benson is pretty amazing.
I'm wearing a camel track suit right now, so that means I'm dressed better than everyone else.
xx
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I'm back in Houston now. I need to find a new suit so I look sharp for my deposition. I'm leaving for Portland in five days under crappy circumstances but I still need to look good for it.
On Tuesday I'm going to my sister's salon so she can help me figure out a way to conservatively style my hair. That will work well for Portland and when I have to visit grandparents.
It's balls cold outside. I'm so sensitive to the cold :(
Picnic hurt his back so I want to go rub on him to make him feel better. Somebody told me I was the Tammy Wynette of alt porn, and that made me laugh.
Picnic and I cuddled in bed last night and played Mensa games. According to Mensa, he's a genius. I'm not a genius because I don't know enough about Cricket, Rugby, and the Bible. I aced all of the questions about math and units of measurement, so at least I have that going for me.
We have new Lithium Picnic boy beaters, he's going to be selling them on his shop soon. They are so cute! I'm wearing mine right now. He ordered American Apparel this time so it's extra fancy.
I like telling people to get him trashy boxers for Christmas because he has to act like he likes it when he opens it. It always makes me really happy to watch him fake it. Hahahah!
I also love giving people slipper socks and watching them try to pretend like they like it.
Funny thing is I own a pair of slipper socks and I've been wearing them lately because it's so cold.
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