On Tuesday I'm going to my sister's salon so she can help me figure out a way to conservatively style my hair. That will work well for Portland and when I have to visit grandparents.
It's balls cold outside. I'm so sensitive to the cold :(
Picnic hurt his back so I want to go rub on him to make him feel better. Somebody told me I was the Tammy Wynette of alt porn, and that made me laugh.
Picnic and I cuddled in bed last night and played Mensa games. According to Mensa, he's a genius. I'm not a genius because I don't know enough about Cricket, Rugby, and the Bible. I aced all of the questions about math and units of measurement, so at least I have that going for me.
We have new Lithium Picnic boy beaters, he's going to be selling them on his shop soon. They are so cute! I'm wearing mine right now. He ordered American Apparel this time so it's extra fancy.
I like telling people to get him trashy boxers for Christmas because he has to act like he likes it when he opens it. It always makes me really happy to watch him fake it. Hahahah!
I also love giving people slipper socks and watching them try to pretend like they like it.
Funny thing is I own a pair of slipper socks and I've been wearing them lately because it's so cold.
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