THE RULES 
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shaaawing! 
Let's give an Apneatic dot com salute

to the Calvin Klein "Euphoria" girl,
Natalia Vodianova.



Tent pole! She's a babe.
She's magically babelicious.

She tested very high on the strokability scale.


Are you through yet?
I'm getting tired of holding this.


Yeah, that's what she said.

OK, so Natalia Vodianova, we salute you.

Schaaaaa-wing!

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Isabelle 
Over at my mom's house...

rolling around with my cat Isabelle...

she's so fluffy and cute.

I just ate a mango.

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Numbers 
It's Friday night. I live within walking distance of Main Street and all of the popular night clubs, but it's 10pm and I'm already in my pajamas. Hmm.

I keep thinking about the same useless things over and over again. Like I'll balance my checkbook then for twenty minutes afterwards I'll keep the same math problem in my head and keep doing it over and over again, double-checking, triple-checking...then I walk and I go over how many miles I walked this week countless times then I recite my bank account numbers, my drivers license number, my phone number, all over and over again. Then I sit down and worry about things I've never worried about.

I'm going over to my mom's house tomorrow night. I haven't seen her (or my precious cat) in a long time. Maybe that will help me calm down.

My friend has pumpkin-pie scented shampoo and I just washed my hair with it, and now I want to eat my hair.

I really want to see Thailand and Paris within the next year.

I also really want Picnic to hand over the photos he shot at the dungeon so I can put them on the site and dazzle you all. =D

Time for bed!

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