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It's Friday night. I live within walking distance of Main Street and all of the popular night clubs, but it's 10pm and I'm already in my pajamas. Hmm.
I keep thinking about the same useless things over and over again. Like I'll balance my checkbook then for twenty minutes afterwards I'll keep the same math problem in my head and keep doing it over and over again, double-checking, triple-checking...then I walk and I go over how many miles I walked this week countless times then I recite my bank account numbers, my drivers license number, my phone number, all over and over again. Then I sit down and worry about things I've never worried about.
I'm going over to my mom's house tomorrow night. I haven't seen her (or my precious cat) in a long time. Maybe that will help me calm down.
My friend has pumpkin-pie scented shampoo and I just washed my hair with it, and now I want to eat my hair.
I really want to see Thailand and Paris within the next year.
I also really want Picnic to hand over the photos he shot at the dungeon so I can put them on the site and dazzle you all. =D
Time for bed!
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OHHHH MAN I overdid it today. Ursulla and I walked over fourteen miles and I feel crazy right now. I can't get out of bed and I feel like I have a fever but I just took my temperature and it says I have a cold. That doesn't even make sense. When I stand up I feel like I'm going to fall over. There was one moment about 12 miles into the walk where I became really disoriented and I didn't understand why I was holding my phone or what I was doing in that parking lot, but then I snapped out of it and we kept walking. Oh what fun! At least I feel better about eating a little too much in San Diego. Just a couple more days of this and eating all raw food and I'll be back to normal.
We walked from downtown Houston down Allen Parkway to Kirby, through River Oaks, over to Whole Foods, down Westheimer to Highland Village, then back over to where I live. While we were in Highland Village I went into Crate and Barrel and drooled all over their kitchen gadgets. Then we went into West Elm and I smelled a fig scented candle as long as I could before the women working there started giving me the evil eye.
Anyways, it's time to lay in bed and watch re-runs of The Office on Netflix and eat my berries.
Oh yea, my Amazon wishlist was kinda boring and since Crate & Barrel is so awesome I made a new Wishlist. This list is much more interesting and actually has stuff on it that I would really enjoy and frequently use.
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My new favorite animal is the okapi.
It looks like a horse, but also like a deer, and kinda like a cow, and it wears zebra pants. And it has big creepy eyes.
I saw a superb bird of paradise at the zoo today :) And I saw two hippos making sweet love. The zoo is fun.
I also had the best breakfast of my life. I need to stop eating so much.
After the zoo a bunch of us met up for drinks, and afterwards I ran over to Cilantro and ordered a piece of raw pumpkin pie. Now I'm back at the dungeon where we will be shooting all night, then it's off to the airport tomorrow :( I sure will miss this place!
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