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OHHHH MAN I overdid it today. Ursulla and I walked over fourteen miles and I feel crazy right now. I can't get out of bed and I feel like I have a fever but I just took my temperature and it says I have a cold. That doesn't even make sense. When I stand up I feel like I'm going to fall over. There was one moment about 12 miles into the walk where I became really disoriented and I didn't understand why I was holding my phone or what I was doing in that parking lot, but then I snapped out of it and we kept walking. Oh what fun! At least I feel better about eating a little too much in San Diego. Just a couple more days of this and eating all raw food and I'll be back to normal.
We walked from downtown Houston down Allen Parkway to Kirby, through River Oaks, over to Whole Foods, down Westheimer to Highland Village, then back over to where I live. While we were in Highland Village I went into Crate and Barrel and drooled all over their kitchen gadgets. Then we went into West Elm and I smelled a fig scented candle as long as I could before the women working there started giving me the evil eye.
Anyways, it's time to lay in bed and watch re-runs of The Office on Netflix and eat my berries.
Oh yea, my Amazon wishlist was kinda boring and since Crate & Barrel is so awesome I made a new Wishlist. This list is much more interesting and actually has stuff on it that I would really enjoy and frequently use.
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My new favorite animal is the okapi.
It looks like a horse, but also like a deer, and kinda like a cow, and it wears zebra pants. And it has big creepy eyes.
I saw a superb bird of paradise at the zoo today :) And I saw two hippos making sweet love. The zoo is fun.
I also had the best breakfast of my life. I need to stop eating so much.
After the zoo a bunch of us met up for drinks, and afterwards I ran over to Cilantro and ordered a piece of raw pumpkin pie. Now I'm back at the dungeon where we will be shooting all night, then it's off to the airport tomorrow :( I sure will miss this place!
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I slept in a dungeon last night that smells like flan and cinnamon buns. Our bed was right by the electricity and the dentist chair. It was like all of my wildest dreams had come true, except The Cone wasn't there so it wasn't completely magical. Picnic had some time to drive around the city before we went back to the dungeon for my shoot with Soma. In case you were wondering, our shoot was amazing and I can't wait to get pictures from it.
Now I'm at Swindle's place. She's shooting with Picnic and I'm behind her couch on her computer. He keeps hissing at her cat. Her cat is so soft and adorable and I can't touch it because she's giving Picnic the hives. I wish I could cuddle with her. I miss my cat :(
We ate Thai food with Jane Jett tonight. I named our table the Table of Fun. She gave us presents and we talked about The Cone and had lots of laughs and fun food. This is the first night that we haven't gone out to a bar since we've been here which is kinda nice since I don't drink anymore.
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