THE RULES 
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XOXO, Apnea
Sex Criminal Fashions 
Another one of those wasting-the-evening-on-Youtube evenings.








I'm making another update on Apneatic in the next couple of hours! It's really awesome so make sure to check it out.

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The Mysteries of Model Mayhem 
Eyahmon finds photos of me on Model Mayhem that I've never seen before, then I get excited like Christmas. Tis the season to get excited like this. What's on the top of my wishlist this year? Surprises.

Surprise one...



Jade Noir! Cherie is the model wrapped up with me like a package. Christmas surprises come wrapped up sometimes.



Jade Noir again!



N.C. Winters! I don't know who you are, but this is awesome. What's funny is I really wear headphones all the time. Sometimes people call me DJ.



Corwin Prescott! This was just a candid in a shitty venue. And now it's a Christmas surprise.

Eyahmon is Santa.

This has nothing to do with anything I've written about...but today was the first time I've ever walked around in snow covered woods. It was magical. <3

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Backfin vs Blowhole 
"You know what I'm going to do to you while you're asleep?"

"What's that, Chase..."

"I'm gonna rub water all over you, right, then drop algae spores on your shoulder and get that shit growing all over you, see, then I'm gonna stick one of those pleeh..."

"plecostomus"

"Ya, I'm gonna stick one of those on your neck. Then I'm gonna put a little microphone up to him and he'll say 'HELLLOOOOO....EEEEEEE IT'S BAAAACKFIN"

Backfin is one of Chase's alter egos. It's his sad attempt at mimicking my alter ego, Blowhole, the plecostomus that wishes to be a dolphin. The sound Blowhole makes is convincing but then you wake up with bruises all over your very clean arm and suddenly you'll know what's really going on.



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