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Eyahmon finds photos of me on Model Mayhem that I've never seen before, then I get excited like Christmas. Tis the season to get excited like this. What's on the top of my wishlist this year? Surprises.
Surprise one...
Jade Noir! Cherie is the model wrapped up with me like a package. Christmas surprises come wrapped up sometimes.
Jade Noir again!
N.C. Winters! I don't know who you are, but this is awesome. What's funny is I really wear headphones all the time. Sometimes people call me DJ.
Corwin Prescott! This was just a candid in a shitty venue. And now it's a Christmas surprise.
Eyahmon is Santa.
This has nothing to do with anything I've written about...but today was the first time I've ever walked around in snow covered woods. It was magical. <3
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"You know what I'm going to do to you while you're asleep?"
"What's that, Chase..."
"I'm gonna rub water all over you, right, then drop algae spores on your shoulder and get that shit growing all over you, see, then I'm gonna stick one of those pleeh..."
"plecostomus"
"Ya, I'm gonna stick one of those on your neck. Then I'm gonna put a little microphone up to him and he'll say 'HELLLOOOOO....EEEEEEE IT'S BAAAACKFIN"
Backfin is one of Chase's alter egos. It's his sad attempt at mimicking my alter ego, Blowhole, the plecostomus that wishes to be a dolphin. The sound Blowhole makes is convincing but then you wake up with bruises all over your very clean arm and suddenly you'll know what's really going on.
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-Click! It grows like magic!-
Check out my site to see the full set!
Right now all of the hoodies are sold out, but we still have power packs of two shirts for $20 if you visit the shop.
We all remember this photo. Some of us never want to see it again because we've seen it so much.
But guess what?
!
Custom Black Lace Dress For Sale!
I hate to see it go, but I haven't worn it since I took that picture and it's too beautiful to sit in a storage unit and collect dust.
The fun doesn't stop there!
Today was my debut on ZIVITY! You can see a small preview of the massive set I'll be posting on apneatic.com on Wednesday!
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This is so cute...I love them so much.
Katie caught that this morning when she fed the chickens. =D
Guess what else...
photo by Chase Lisbon <3
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Ok the Bloods joke on my Myspace page isn't funny anymore. But it was really funny while it lasted.
Today was the first day I've ever driven in snow! Then once I got home I made snowballs and threw them against the house. I love snow so much. It's also really crazy to be driving and look in the mirror and see the cars behind me sliding all over the road, then I stop at the stop sign then I start sliding and we're all sliding together. I went to the post office and the lady was laughing about seeing a guy slide into a ditch and get stuck and seeing a lady almost slide into a Walgreens. Winter is awesome.
Before a few days ago I'd only heard of LL Bean when Otho mentioned it in Beetlejuice and now I'm totally in love with them and their warmth.
snow snow snow
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