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I think a lot and I'll repeat the same thing in my head over and over until I write it down. If I didn't have a planner or my notebook I would be a mess.
One of the things on my to-do list for next week is to fix my wrecked up model mayhem page. So I logged in last night to assess the damage and follow up with some people, and I see my lady Jade in San Antonio has a new photo of me as her main picture...
So then I look under that and it's on some really flattering list of someone that really likes my pictures. So I click on it and I see all of these photos of myself I've never seen before and it's awesome like photo Christmas...
- click to see it grow! ch ch ch chia! -
And then I see this...
And the caption is "Wu Tang juice ain't nothing to fuck with!"
Alright. I knew the photos would get out eventually but I tried to pretend like that ten minutes of my life never happened...that drink was the worst
thing I've ever put into my body. After my shoot with Kencredible in Baltimore back in July this crazy photographer guy that owned the studio was giving me shots of this supposedly illegal 150 proof gasoline flavored alcohol and my judgement became impaired so fast that I agreed it would be a good idea to pose for this guy while I'm freezing from the water that had been thrown on me earlier. I couldn't help myself...he kept saying "WU TANG WU TANG WU TANG" then I got all excited...yikes.
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I have tons of images from shoots on my computer from the last four years. These were shot in July 2004 in some terrible Burbank motel and every time I would go through the gallery I would think to myself, "Yikes...these should stay in this folder and never see the light of day" so then eventually I just stopped looking at them along with the other hundreds I'm scared to look at. I think the last time I went over the D-Game folder was over a year ago but I've started drinking coffee again and while Chase is putting rocks in the fish tank I've gone ocd on my hard drives and started cleaning out the garbage and decided to look over some of the photos again...and I thought these were neat.
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We tried to buy this today at the Iowa City auction :
We got into a small bidding war with some dirty hippie that was breathing down our neck trying to hear us say how much we were willing to spend. I didn't like that guy at all. But then the both of us ended up losing to an old farmer. I'm upset that we didn't win it but I'm really happy that the hippie didn't win.
It's probably for the best that we didn't win. This isn't Spaceballs. And now that I spend all of my time with someone as equally impulsive as me we make a lot of interesting decisions that can put us in interesting situations. A little irresponsible, but really fun =D
So anyways...should I go back to blonde?
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