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XOXO, Apnea
"You know what I'm going to do to you while you're asleep?"
"What's that, Chase..."
"I'm gonna rub water all over you, right, then drop algae spores on your shoulder and get that shit growing all over you, see, then I'm gonna stick one of those pleeh..."
"plecostomus"
"Ya, I'm gonna stick one of those on your neck. Then I'm gonna put a little microphone up to him and he'll say 'HELLLOOOOO....EEEEEEE IT'S BAAAACKFIN"
Backfin is one of Chase's alter egos. It's his sad attempt at mimicking my alter ego, Blowhole, the plecostomus that wishes to be a dolphin. The sound Blowhole makes is convincing but then you wake up with bruises all over your very clean arm and suddenly you'll know what's really going on.
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-Click! It grows like magic!-
Check out my site to see the full set!
Right now all of the hoodies are sold out, but we still have power packs of two shirts for $20 if you visit the shop.
We all remember this photo. Some of us never want to see it again because we've seen it so much.
But guess what?
!
Custom Black Lace Dress For Sale!
I hate to see it go, but I haven't worn it since I took that picture and it's too beautiful to sit in a storage unit and collect dust.
The fun doesn't stop there!
Today was my debut on ZIVITY! You can see a small preview of the massive set I'll be posting on apneatic.com on Wednesday!
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This is so cute...I love them so much.
Katie caught that this morning when she fed the chickens. =D
Guess what else...
photo by Chase Lisbon <3
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Ok the Bloods joke on my Myspace page isn't funny anymore. But it was really funny while it lasted.
Today was the first day I've ever driven in snow! Then once I got home I made snowballs and threw them against the house. I love snow so much. It's also really crazy to be driving and look in the mirror and see the cars behind me sliding all over the road, then I stop at the stop sign then I start sliding and we're all sliding together. I went to the post office and the lady was laughing about seeing a guy slide into a ditch and get stuck and seeing a lady almost slide into a Walgreens. Winter is awesome.
Before a few days ago I'd only heard of LL Bean when Otho mentioned it in Beetlejuice and now I'm totally in love with them and their warmth.
snow snow snow
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I'm copying Chase's list idea he wrote in his blog today.
I'm thankful that I found faith again.
I'm thankful that I realized what I don't want out of life. And I'm thankful that even after I knew what I didn't want, but stayed in the situation out of fear, the universe forced me out of it.
I'm thankful that I didn't care about anything anymore and had no fear of losing everything and agreed to go on a train adventure with a guy I had never met.
I'm thankful for the guy I met on the train, and I'm very happy that we stayed together after our rail passes expired.
I'm thankful that Katie Sellergren gave me an opportunity to not live in Texas anymore. I haven't wanted to live there for years.
Speaking of Katie, I'm thankful that she's fixing the horrors tattooed on my left arm.
I'm very thankful that I know what I want now and I have a map to get there.
I'm thankful that I have enough control over my life now that I no longer have to be obsessively controlling over my diet.
I'm thankful to see all of my sisters and brother again in the same room. We haven't all been together since 1997. My dad isn't doing well and I know it meant a lot to him to see us all together. I'm also really happy I have some sort of relationship with him again. It's going to take a long time to get past what's happened the last 23 years but I'm glad to be on the path to making it better again. I wouldn't have had the strength to face my family today if Chase wasn't there with me.
And...
I'm thankful for shaking the bad apples out of my tree.
Unfortunately I still have to deal with some of my past problems, but I wake up in a better mood everyday knowing I'm one day closer to it all being over.
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