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Have you ever wandered through the forest and stumbled upon a log, scooped it up like a child and let it live on your kitchen floor in a blanket. Did you feed it bread and assorted nuts? Did you beat it with sticks on Christmas Eve and sing it a song, then lift the blanket to reveal whether the log has beared chocolate bars or sardines? That's how they roll in Spain.
IT COMES ALIVE AS IF BY MAGIC. THE CHRISTMAS LOG. CAGA TIO! DONT CRAP OUT SARDINES BECAUSE THEY ARE SALTY.
I seriously wish my family did stuff like this. And I want to thank my Spanish penpal for turning me on to this awesome tradition. I'm gonna make up my own version and call it the Texas Christmas Log Beatin'. Or maybe we'll take it out in the yard and shoot at it.
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'Winter Wonderland' Corset made by Exquisite Restraint
Jewelry made by Gasoline Glamour
Hair and Makeup by Sara Eudy
Shot by the best photographer ever LITHIUM PICNIC
My waist isn't photoshopped either =D Happy Winter!
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Sara Eudy came over tonight and helped me look like the winter princess, and Picnic tested out some new lighting that is some of my favorite of his to date. I know his secrets =D And I'll never tell. He saved me from the snozzwangers and those terrible wicked whangdoodles, and I work in his factory in exchange for the best photos EVER.
Holy piss balls I can't wait until I have a photo to show you.
So remember the other day when I drank all of that mate and wrote that novel to that girl who had asked me questions? She's no longer a member on Deviant Nation so she'll never read it. That is faaaaaaaaaantastic. At least I got to read it.
I'm about to watch Idiocracy with Philip per Sara Eudy's recommendation. I'm super excited about it because I'm a big Mike Judge fan and I had no idea this movie even existed. Time to party!
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